Sounds like they need to choose qualified Jalopnik drivers rather than unqualified RR1 Members, and Celebs.

Just think of the lucky magnet fishermen in a few years once these companies don’t exist. They will hit the jackpot.

Which is why I followed it up with a realistic solution. “the real answer”.

We did that slightly different in Canada this week:

There’s a simple solution to this. Toss every misused, abused and unused scooter laying on a street corner into the the local creek or pond. Eventually they will get the message that their business model doesn’t work and just go away.

He was checking it out for a new subway access point.

1992 Ranger XLT (4.0 5 Speed) in Caribbean Green (aka the Barbie Truck) followed by a 2001 Ranger XLT (4.0 Auto), and now a 2011 Ranger Sport (4.0 Auto) and just when I thought I was tired of driving Rangers the 2019 is announced.  I might have to take a closer look.

We did the same thing in my wife’s ‘96 Windstar. Whenever I (6'3") would go anywhere with the family and she drove, I’d sit in the third row and stretch my legs out in the open area in the middle by the slider. It was great!

Close, that’s a “Golden Eagle Scout”.

Not just company, the Pope.

I guess it’s time for this gem again:

So, having looked at the recent photos of your yard, I have to ask. “Are you sure this was your garage and not in the kitchen or a back bedroom?”

Well put forward.  Can I change my vote?

I think that the price is an indicator of the old “I know what I’ve got here” attitude.

We had a buddy who was in the CDN Navy who had some family issues at the time. He needed a ride from CFB Borden in Ontario to CFB Shiloh in Manitoba. We were 19, unemployed-ish and had a car so we drove up to Borden to rescue him. Just before arrival at Borden, we stopped and installed three foot tall cardboard tail fi…

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Looks like a family of Raccoons moved in while you were gone. Call Ron Dauzet Cleaning Services (800) 555-5624 before the township bylaw people find you.

At what point did you trade her family in?

It’s a tossup between my dumb 16 yr old self (totalled the car and two others in one accident) and my almost as dumb 19 yr old self (F-14 tail added to the 1973 Duster). Wish I had photos...

It probably saves the mfr $17.00 per vehicle to make them fixed. Would you pay them $800 to have them open? Because that’s about what they’d charge based on the prices of other recent options...