It’s a winter car. The extra weight means no sandbags in the trunk for traction.  More room for groceries.

It’s an aero skinsuit for a bimmer. Everybody! “Dashing through the snow...”

Smokin!

Trump Republicans?

Twats.

It’s L.A. - only the middle aged wasp accountants and David Duchovny drive a 911.

“And if you’re not familiar with how it fits into the vast Porsche 911 lineup, the GTS is one step above the Carrera S, and one step below the Turbo. The Carerra S is one step above the base model Carrera. The Turbo is one step below the Turbo S, which is “ about ten to twelve steps above my budget for one. 

“How’d you manage to get that up the hill, across the lawn and into the wall?”

Hmmm, Texas. Do I smell mouldy, standing water somewhere?

Oh! And Klaus Bartels racing his BMW 2002(?) We used to roll wheels down to the Goodyear tent and get the pressures checked for him.

We were the holy terrors that would set fire to the tire wall (behind the screen) on movie night, ride our mini bikes (Rupp!) on the rack during track walk time, hide in the bushes down at the bottom of the back straight in order to watch the girls skinny dipping on Sunday morning, etc... We were too young to steal…

Thanks for refreshing those sweet memories.

Keep your teen out out of trouble. Buy them this for the first vehicle...

Mark Donohue (Captain Nice) was a God for driving the 917-30.

God, I loved watching those races at Mosport Park each year. Sweet days of my yute!  Sigh.

I disagree. The majority of mechanical controls can be adjusted using muscle memory without looking at them. Think about it - turn the blower motor down. You reach, the knob is there and you instinctively know its a counter-clockwise turn two clicks as opposed to flipping through various control screens until you get…

Think that maybe the UPS guy had something on the side with her then blackmailed her out of that sweet, sweet GTI ?

Not even if I was the Homecoming Queen and riding up on the back deck in the parade...

Is it me or do the graphics in the cover photo for this story look like somebody is snoring loudly. . .

You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it!