Taught my 16 yr old daughter how to drive stick while we test drove the used lipstick-red Jetta that she wanted. She stalled it once that day and daily drove it for the next four years. Proudest day of my life once I realized that she got the coordination down and drove it like a pro. Ten years later her fiancee drive…

Did it have anything to do with James Madison?

“I’d like to say I got away with it, but the parking lot will tell you otherwise.” My favorite line from all of those... 

You haven’t seen anything until you’ve ridden beside a guy peeing while on his bike. Usually downhill so he doesn’t need to peddle. Just pull up the leg of his shorts, aim and let fly. Just hope he is not in the middle of a large group and directly in front of you.

I saw several this years ago, and to this day hearing him yell that with a shit-eating grin on his face makes my day - every. single. time. Thanks Alain!

“Valued at $5,000-$50,000.” I’m guessing closer to $5,000.

Annual review is next week, perhaps I should take that in with me and lay it on the desk.

It’s not my job...

My buddy keeps a roll in the glove box of his bass boat. It’s amazing how fast that guy can pull the boat up on-shore, grab the roll and sprint off out of sight.

“Amen” said the guy sitting at his desk looking out the window at his 3rd consecutive Ford Ranger while dreaming of a Cayman and retirement.

It’s still somebody’s project car and you know the rules... And besides, this sucker looks more like a Felony Flyer than a Radio Flyer.  

2Kids+OldTruck=0Money needs to take a contract out on his mother.

Did I mention it was rare?

Ecru. ‘nuff said.

When it’s banging on the windshield you are probably tailgating?

After three Ford Rangers and my patience for the new Ranger’s arrival running short, I’d buy one of these. We already have three VW’s in the family so at this stage, what’s another monthly repair bill?

My neighbour keeps his with the tailgate off, standing on end on two cinder blocks tipped up against the back wall of his garden shed, ready for when he needs to do a dump run. Free to borrow is even cheaper than 1/100th the price of a pickup!

Goooooaaaaaaatttttt

“vents”

I was thinking going the other way to Eastern Europe and beyond.