I read this in my best “Dave Lachappelle as a white news reader” voice... it sounded much more believable.

Another example is the Ford GT. Made in North Toronto at Multimatic.

My funny story about Jr. High was about most Friday nights. We frequently puched and puched until somebody would drive us home.

Yep, only the stolen ones that are worth big money overseas.

Reason for sale? First owners retinas and corneas burned beyond recognition, can no longer drive.

There is a god...

Ahhh, but do they have the McLaren F1?

One Sunday morning 10:30. Driving up to my parents place across town and my phone rings as I’m about to turn off the main drag. I finish the turn onto the side street and pull over to a stop. Answer the phone and it’s my wife. Before she can get a word in edgewise, a head pops in the side window. “Hey, Want a BJ?” Me:…

My buddy once said to me: “Jeffieboy, guys like you pick girls that are like sports cars. Guys like me pick girls that are like Cadillacs...”. 35 years later and I’m still married. ‘Nuff said.

“You can fit 3 friends, as long as they aren’t fat.”

We have a used hardware guy in town. He is located in a former small town grocery store, and every day puts stacks of compressors, tool boxes and ladders out front of his place. He has to. Other than a very small pathway through the store to the backdoor/washroom, you cannot move. He stands in a small 4' x 4' area…

I would have immediately killed the engine and then made him push me around for a few more laps, just for shitz n giggles.

Jennifer Granholm is another peripheral player in “The Canadian Conspiracy” whose sole purpose in life is to bring America to it’s knees allowing us to walk in and take over it’s culture and economy. Oops - wasn’t supposed to say that out loud. Err, this will probably be the last post for me...

Two words, Wo-ow.

Harrisburg PA is probably a bit closer.

If it’s missing, I think that I saw that truck parked down the street in the driveway at 742 Evergreen Terrace.

Will Morgan be offering this in a wagon?

Get off my lawn!

Like my favourite Tee-shirt reads: “I’d rather be blown than injected.”

Finally! I’ve waited years to add one of my favourite commercials to a post.