That was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw the photo of the old fart...

That’s an old (Carlin?) comedy bit... All those bizarre warning labels? Because somebody has already done that!

And in a final act of irony, 54 year old Brian Turner has announced that he has now proposed to 54 year old Julie Nicklin and that they will live happily ever after. . .  

“Why can’t we work out our differences? Why can’t we work things out? Little people, why can’t we all just get along?”

Mmmm, I don’t know. Armor All might make the surface slippery and if I remember correctly, it’s better with a bit of traction, you know - purchase, grip . . . Wait, thats the tires I’m thinking about.

How does that old saying go? “On a quiet night you can hear old Fords rusting...” Not my experience but oh, well.

Two important points to consider:

Canadian humour?

Should that not have read “in her own Accord”?

Sleep tight, Johnnie.

A typical “Sudbury Saturday Night”.

Should have shot it and left it on there for all visitors to town to enjoy.

Ciao, Bella! Get in, get in. Let’s go for a drive along Lake Como and perhaps a picnic with some vino later!

A school friend’s mum had one. It was a Gold coloured and 1977-78ish. I was skiing down the street from my house past his place one morning when the neighbourhood cur came out from an old guys house and attacked me. As I fought the dog off with a ski pole I heard a noise and Gary came around the corner full-throttle,…

No, as an 18 year old, this was the perfect price point for a shaggin’ wagon AND it had 168 HP to boot... So, definitely not a CP. As for the rockin’, after 35 years of marriage, it’s just not the same in frequency and she definitely won’t consider it in a car anymore!

As a Canuck just looking in, I want to stay away from your politics and let you know that to me it says one word. “Hope”

Mailbox baseball was a common game in our town. The kids would take a drive out into the country, have one kid lean out the window with somebody in the other seat holding onto their belt. The leaner, bat in hand would “swing for the fence” at the mailboxes as they drive down the road. My brother in law’s mailbox got…

Correct. There’d be lots of cars with big, tall, draggy scrapes down the sides...

As a one-time 18 yr old, I would have bought this in a second if I had seen the opportunity. 168 ponies and a bedroom in the back! So if this wagon’s a rockin . . .

Shouldn’t that be: