I guess I could see this sitting in my driveway, if I was the 30-something trophy wife of a major CEO. Now I just need to marry a - nope, sorry already married to the blonde goddess for almost 35 yrs. Sorry, I was just daydreaming at my desk again.

Exactly!

Is it me or am I seeing Michael McKean?

That’s when you put two little kids in the back and have them hold the ends of the ropes to keep tension on them. Life Pro Tip: Belt them in and then tie the rope to their wrists so they can’t let go. Saves you tying the rope to the car and damaging the weather seals.

Even in my Ford Ranger with a soft tonneau, simply have the trees mesh wrapped, and slide them in stem first. I can fit 2-3 trees at a time under that cover and then use the mesh bungee spider web net over the tailgate opening. Slick as anything.

Only if my wife can personally inspect every needle on every branch of every tree in their possession, laser site the straightness of their trunks, ensure that the top stem is exactly the length and diameter to fit her topper onto, then tie her personal striped ribbon of claim onto the tree of her choice. A process…

EH!, How many smackers for the Mopar in the background?

A quail with a flame thrower? “If I was half the quail I used to be, I’d take FLAME THROWER TO THE JEEP!”

Get several large hypodermics full of an appropriate adhesive. Inject said glue into the headliner in multiple locations. Get the vehicle up to a reasonable speed, remove your seatbelt, then roll the vehicle onto it’s roof and use your full body weight to press any air bubbles out. Once it’s come to a stop, file an…

Two pickets to Ti, err two tickets to Pittsburgh please.

“Old rust never sleeps.”

His front end seems to be levitating in that photo . . .

My first ever - “new off the lot” car... I miss that thing so much. It had balls of steel. From late November until late March it rarely traveled the last 750 feet home anyway except sideways. Handbrake on, feathering the throttle and cranking the wheel! My girls are in their 30's now and both tell me how much they…

Did you tell the missus you were using her good pink bath towel for this job?

So nice to hear about my hometown product on this site! Cambridge made Corollas have been flowing across North American since 1988. The first one off the assembly line is sitting in the lobby of our city hall. A lot of my friends have worked for TMMC over the years and the quality has always been top notch. Our mayor…

Okay, what’s going on here? I’ve come back to this and watched the video three times in the last two hours. There’s just something so fulfilling - watching somebody’s abandoned truck get wiped out by a train.

If it’s good enough for Jay. . . it’s good enough for me.

The VinniBag:

In my best Arnold S. voice, I read: “DO IT, BUY ONE, BUY ONE NOW!”