Haha the asterisk sums it up. I agree but still mind bottling. You actually do rally stuff if I recall right? If I’m correct, follow up question, will you be at NEFR this weekend?

There is a list of reasons why I will never be 1/10 able to do that, but the biggest being - I could not push all those people standing there out of my head. Speaking of which, mother of god those people must have a death wish. Least most of them were on the inside of the road?

It just feels like Lewis’ shadow is making him nervous and to that extent, Verstappens now. I think it’s compounded by the fact that this years Ferrari’s feel closer to RB than to Mercedes. Last year Ferrari’s pace was a bit better and that probably would’ve been Vettel’s shot at a 5th title if he could’ve kept it…

Cute. Maybe don’t be an asshole? Practice what you preach. If you can’t understand that no one forced anyone to look at this site after an event then you are not worth my time. You know what else was completely avoidable? Jalopnik. I will feel sorry for the people who had it spoiled in ways that were out of their…

Oof if I’m being an asshole then I don’t know what to tell you. Based on your other comments, maybe being an asshole back to whoever you think is an asshole makes you part of the problem and not the solution?

Yikes man. Who hurt you here? For someone who doesn’t give two fucks about F1 or any other race series you are on here making a lot of noise. Why even open the article if you don’t care? I was trying to tell you/people how to avoid spoilers because I made the mistake once. Maybe consider logging out and not being so…

No kidding. Or just Max and Leclerc duking it out in general. Charles pass on Gasly was awesome. I like Charles and think he’s going to be a lot of fun to watch for a while. 

Yea this was the last straw for Vettel for me. He is good as anyone with a 10 second lead but those days seem over. The amount of tire lock ups and just mistakes under pressure. I forget what race but when he spun trying to defend HAM. He’s exhausting to root for anymore. 

I complained about this a long time ago, and I realized how WRONG I was and not Jalopnik. I was the idiot for going to a car website that I knew would post about the race after the fact. So here are some tips for not getting your race spoiled until you watch it.

If you have twins, will the other be AltaVista?

“Hey, Google”

This is a criminally underrated comment

Sad day in deadspin land when everyone collectively hates one player more than Boston. Also fuck Grayson Allen and I don’t even care about basketball

Hahah I was thinking the same thing. Was he expecting them to pull the sub over as he pointed to it as well?

Psst...hey you. Women don’t ask to be raped bottom line. You are probably too young to understand this yet, but it’s okay, I’m here to help. It’s up to men to not be shitty. Somebody “playing” with their sexual desire is not an open invitation to be a terrible person. Someday I hope you understand that a woman is not…

Hahahaha the truth in the last line

Great, another car the US will never get

Hahah in the kitchen it was the squeegee sharpener, left handed ice cream scoop, or bucket of steam. 

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. That comment did not age well

Hmm, it’s almost as if your first sentence and second sentence have nothing to do with each other.