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Didn’t even read the article yet. A 14 year old WRX with a hood that I think even the original Fast and the Furious wouldn’t touch with a ten second car? No way. I may make a new account just to vote CP again. I’m just guessing that there is some form of air intake bolted on to this (because #builtnotbought) which

“640k [horsepower] ought to be enough for anybody.” - Falsely attributed quote by Bill Gates on usable kilohorsepower for econoboxes

2002 WRX unmolested clean. Rebuilt engine. $20,000,000 obo serious offers only. Only mod is bov. Never launched or raced. Babied for all 200000 miles. 4th owner. Super clean, never vaped

100% this. It was terrifying buying an old used WRX. I’m pretty sure I unknowingly signed the title, “Idiot” as if the ghost of a million Ken Block signature edition DC’s hit me in the head when I handed over the cash.

I scrolled through nearly all current posts before I saw this. I was shocked it wasn’t higher on the list (WRX that is). Don’t forget some variant of an air intake with the owner unaware they need a tune after

I have a hard time just feeling awake ever. I get roughly 7 hours of sleep a night. I was an insomniac in college and never slept much or well. Used drinking and occasionally sleep medicine to fall asleep. In the last four years the insomnia has passed and I can fall asleep better and stay asleep. I like to have a

Side note, is this intentional? If so it’s awesome

Jesus, the amount of serious responses to this made me question if you were originally joking. Then again, maybe they are trolling outside of the perceivable trollspectrum. 

I absolutely cannot stand the jackwagons that do this while they pump their gas. I really don’t want to listen to whatever “fire” ass mixtape you have playing on your custom head unit in your rusted out accord. Seriously, can you just turn it down for 2 minutes and have a little decency towards the people around you

Not pictured is his Hoongigan sticker

I couldn’t sell my non diesel volkswagen for a long time after dieselgate... I was laughed at trying once. I have no real data to prove it, but watching Nada, I saw a decline of almost $2000 in value during the dieselgate. However, I can’t necessarily prove it was because of that. It seemed the most likely culprit

New Englanders with any sort of self worth will understand how dumb this sticker is, which is kind of like a lame badge...a lame badge of honor

Thank you. In New England it’s too hot for 3 safe months, then it’s too cold for 3 months. There’s a couple of months in between those two extremes where it’s cool or warm. Maybe 1 week a year it’s the right temperature. I had heated seats which was great for those three months it’s cold. I did not have cooled seats

For a minute I wondered who that lady was that picked up the handbag...I had to re-watch the video when I didn’t see a body under the taxi. Dear lord that was nuts

That guy made me want to punch myself just to make it stop

I don’t know a lot of Bob Dylan, but I will say when I’m camping and wake up in the morning the first two songs I want to listen to are: Tangled up in Blue, and Meet Me in the Morning. Don’t know why but they are my quiet time songs

I know very little about hockey and casually watch it occasionally...but dear lord that stick lift. Look, I’ve been walking for, I don’t know, 23 years now, and even I can’t do that as gracefully as he robbed that poor Karlsson. His stick probably still hasn’t touched the ice

The GTI has plenty of creature comforts that I will miss. Mine came with a lot of amenities, but I am not at a point where I buy a car based on how many bells and whistles it has. They are exactly what a lot of people claim them to be. A grown up hot hatch. There was just something about it that I never fully enjoyed.

BMW- Blame Myself, Won’t

Yesterday I was in the left lane on a three lane highway (I was preparing to pass a car in the center lane), when out of no where, a person entering the highway from an on ramp decides to cut over all three lanes and slot in in front of me, cutting me off in the process. Three lanes to get into the left lane! They