He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

You made an outstanding point if you were trying to sway an audience of people afflicted with some sort of cognitive deficiency that made it impossible for them to utilize critical thinking and logic.

Not sure why the surgery was necessary. He looked pretty stable lying motionless on the field.

The Human Cincinnatipede

Hello Mudda

Can a brother get out of the greys in this piece, please?

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

She must know something about winning an NBA title. Why else would the Warriors' entire team be in love with her?

Strawberry donuts or Tiger Tails from the Donut Man in Glendora. I don’t care where you are. They are worth the drive (or flight) to Glendora.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

“Violence is not the answer! Violence has never been the answer! The answer is, ‘I don’t know, I was at home that night,’ or maybe, just maybe, ‘I plead the Fifth, Your Honor.’”

If I shoot like the best of men or like Stephen Curry, but do not have Love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging Josh Smith. ² If I have the gift of reading defenses and can fathom all pick and roll switches and all schemes, and if I have a crossover that can break ankles, but do not have Love, I am nothing. ³ If…

Surprised to see Vitale, a man who stands for so much of what we love about college basketball, turn a blind eye to such a corrupt program.

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.