I mean, sure, if marriage had a maximum length of 4 years and was based on performing a certain service in return for compensation that was capped based on revenues of all marriages.

I see a trend of white men in high power positions shitting on LeBron as he leaves their camps, but I’m probably just tired.

Malia Obama should not be present in the White House that day.

This might have been my favorite tweet from last night.

If you have enough, you can own Deadspin.

I would pay any amount of money for this. Literally any amount of money

Can we get a transcript of all the shit talking that has gone on between Deadspin staff members last night/this morning? There has to be a group chat somewhere out there.

The burrito photo looks like Bigfoot wandering around in the woods.

Curry even.made some comment in the post game about the Cavs saying stuff to him. After all the trash they talked about lebron taking offense to what draymond said.

Considering how GSW fans spent all the leadup to Game 5 calling Lebron a crybaby, it’s been pretty fun watching Curry & Kerr’s reaction to this game.

After that Thunder series, you folks in glass houses might not want to be so quick to pick up the stones.

I'm gonna have to get some blood pressure meds after all this salt.

Duh. It’s Cleveland. Building their fans’ hope up only to fail in the biggest moment is their M.O.

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Seriously, this dicks sure love to recommend that we all pray.

The White Walkers