Two cents:

Lol uh...nothing against the E-Class but I don't think anyone is itching to put a bog standard model as their wallpaper.

And this is Chris Pratt

Y’know what, though, I gotta hand it to the guy. He came back and said he got it. Takes some humility and maturity to do that.

now i get it

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Hah - thanks!

I love your writing Doug. This had me laughing the whole way through.

Poor.

Which has a Turbo, a (legit) Manual, a rear engine, and RWD?

WOW. I maybe give up.

You win. That’s incredibly sad.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

Sophisti-what?

LOL sure

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

You hate on my hate, we all hate so all is great.

How is it possible that I’ve literally only retweeted twice in three years, and they were THOSE TWO EXACT TWEETS??

That is true. $45k for the top trim seems pretty good vs. the Explorer or Arcadia.