woahhhh I can’t wait for wagons to be popular again. I never thought about that

The real question is how can we make the minivan “cool”,so that people will realize the functionality of them? Perhaps more aggressive truck like styling?

Yeah but if it’s Jimmy’s Buick-GMC-Cadillac, as it often is, then it makes a little more sense. A lot of these stores are small town multi brand dealerships.

My wife cares very little about cars, but she swears she will never, ever buy a minivan. So we have a CR-V. And there’s your market.

The Pockar is what I imagine an Aerostar larva would look like. If Aerostars reproduced by laying eggs. And hatched into little van maggots.

Thank you. This piece was waaay too simplistic. Damage and burn risk are dictated by distance, warhead yield (not even discussed), topology and dumb luck, like happening to be standing behind a wall or building that shields you from the initial radiation/heat pulse.

Anyone who grew up in the 70's (early 80's?) or earlier already knows this. It’s the stuff my childhood nightmares were made of!

“We had to stop production of the Dart because it was selling so many models that we couldn’t keep up with demand and it wasn’t fair for other car companies.”

Stop everything they’re doing, have Marchionne meet with an “accident”, build cars people want.

There is still a lot to not agree with. Truthfully, having watched NASCAR in the 1980's, and seeing the progression, all I really want to see is relatively stock cars from each manufacturer race again. I don’t care if they are merely only 380 to 400 HP motors, I want to see it be a competition from both a racer/team…

Between the fact that I find this all confusing and nonsensical and the whole “yellows beget yellows” phenomenon,

I’ve got a great idea for a new racing series! Now I know this is a little bit crazy and not what we’re used to, but hear me out, you guys might like it...What if we have a series where points are awarded to the top finishers in each race and the driver with the most points at the end of the season wins the…

Yes, turning wrenches isn’t the most lucrative job in the world but a $15/hr factory job is still better than flipping burgers for $8.

Maybe this could stat a time of building up US manufacturing. Does anybody even make an alternator here anymore? Television? Chips for these?

Terrible watch, excellent words. Your sorties into the world of luxury bullshit continue to entertain.

I’m glad they burnished the pivots. You can always tell someone is poor when their pivots aren’t properly burnished.

If you pay a million dollars for a watch then you’re a goddamned idiot, even if you are a billionaire.

The option for “going off the grid” certainly exists if you’re in a place with lots of sun and lots of space for solar panels.

I’ve always thought that cars that look better in darker colors just mean that their lines leave something to be desired. Lighter cars show the lines.

Maybe they didn’t bother with the 2018 Mustang update because it really isn’t much of an update. *shrug*