Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

I worked in an NFL front office for a spell (as a total lackey, this is not a humblebrag) and yes. When 90+% of your revenues are guaranteed for the year no matter what you do during said year, it’s not exactly a breeding ground for business excellence.

Smart move by Mr. Jensen. After all, Vic Morrow slapped his kid on the mound and look what happened to him!

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Poor Sturgis. That ball must have snuck up on him like a ninja. Getting concussed by a punt harley ever happens. Let’s hope he’s back honda field soon.

It's like an entire state snuck across the Mason-Dixon Line and nobody noticed.

Yes, the bat hit the ump.

Former NCAA diver here (Division 3, no less; yeah, that’s TWO whole divisions more than D1. I know. Pretend to be less impressed, please, otherwise we’ll both be embarrassed).
Divers practice their jump on the board over and over again, because it is actually the most crucial part of every dive. If you mistime the…

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.

I feel like this will somehow turn into a chant at a Union game. Well done.

I’m going to have to give you a star, because if I don’t, it will be like a tie. And we all know comments can’t end in ties.

In defense of Eagles fans (Not the best start to a comment, believe me, I know) McNabb was kind of an aggravating moron. Not that he was stupid, he wasn’t. It’s just that he was always wrong. It wasn’t just the fans. It seems like his teammates at best, tolerated him. Christ, Rush said black guys couldn’t play, and…

Was Mannequin filmed at Woolworth’s?

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

As a hobo? He’d definitely be Jimmy T-Bones, Jimbo Toms or JT ‘Stache-Master.

(gen-X scoff) More like Yasiel Ulater.