Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

“Dear Deadspin Troll, Fuck You Commie.”

The bane of Spain feels pain vs. Bahrain.

Reports of Missing Mason Jar Coaches Hoping to Preserve Upcoming Pigskin Season

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Roberto Cemente

Hello-hello-hello

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

But would he win against a blancmange?

And let’s wait for the final outcome before we pronounce a miracle: when we hear phrases like “discharged from the hospital” and “good neurologic condition”

Wait, you’re not counting his first miracle as staying a virgin through 4 years in Gainseville?

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Cards against humanity?

Scoff if you want, but I still remember when my dad took me to a WWF event as a kid. I couldn't have been more in awe of the spectacle: the lights, the music, the costumes, and of course the incredible athletic displays. I remember my dad holding my close and telling me that if I worked hard, went to the gym…