One small issue with this: the advantage of what Ethan Haskell purportedly knew was not what players would constitute a good value with respect to the salary cap, which is baked into the public salaries themselves, but rather which players had the best chances of not being on other teams altogether.

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

“We only blow coke with $1 bills in Buffalo!! Take that $20 you got right there and go right the fuck back to Manhattan.”

Knocking, I assume, because he can’t reach the doorbell.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

Correct answer.

My amateur lipreading skills make this a bigger scandal. To me it looks like he said “draft you if you were white” at which point Cam loses his mind. He was clearly talking about Draft Kings and indicating he wants Cam hurt to win his million dollars on the white QB he chose over Cam. This could destroy football!

Yes. Ed Hochuli.

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

He also thought the piece needed more quotes from inspirational leadership voices like Maya Angelou, Ralph Ellison, and Jason Whitlock.

“Baby, you can’t tame this wild horse. This wild horse needs to run fr—holy shit is that a crate of Fruit Roll-Ups?!”

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

I dunno, maybe because a sports hall of fame should be reserved for people who actually play the sport.

It was not legal,

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Is there any comparison to what Shanahan did to RG3? It is like the mountaintop of asshole coach moves, right? Nominees for the prize would have to include Dallas Green letting Al Leiter throw 162 pitches in 19989, but even that doesn’t come close.