I draw the fucking line here. We DO NOT want to see the Robert Evans MVP Watch disappear. That shit is the text equivalent of an orgasm.

Because we all know that the Superman comics are really all about ethics in superhero journalism.

The NLRB got this this all wrong. Employees or not, there’s no way any Northwestern student could ever also be classified as an “athlete.”

It’s not about “good enough for you.” That is absurd. It’s about “good enough to get elected.” So tell us, which candidate - who has a real shot to get elected - would be a better champion for African Americans than Bernie?

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

He made Thriller. THRILLER.

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

Drew, thank you for giving the correct answer to the pitching the 9th with a 10 run lead question, but for the love of God can we please institute a moratorium on these inane hypothetical “how would I do against a pro athlete if given (insert artificial advantage here)?” When will people learn that pro athletes are…

And in the “worst” category: Not being able to see the actual end of the game unless you get all the Riddler trophies... No thank you.

Exactly. And this movie specifically points that out when one guy criticizes the lab guy for not creating authentic dinosaurs.

On FOX

Every Day Fox News provides us with one of these moments.

I know. I hate it when they have no idea what they are talking about.

The tweets were distasteful, but I don’t know how you could possibly be watching the same matches as I am and think women’s tennis is better than men’s.

All our +1s are belong to him.

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Thank you. This idea is straight from the first book. It’s probably why I’m willing to give the raptor wrangling more than a fair shake.

“Today I lost one of my greatest opponents and greatest friends. He was the definition of heart and soul and I’m honored to have shared the ring with him countless times. He became the ‘American Dream’ because wrestling needed a hero they could respect, and he was the man for the job. Dusty Rhodes, I will miss you my…

but they’re not REAL dinosaurs...they’re created from mostly dino DNA with science filling in the gaps (think it was frog dna)... they’re been genetically “altered” since the beginning