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What would be the worst instrument or alternative method (like whistling or humming) to fuck up the National Anthem with? I'm going to say violin.

He was actually throwing an uppercut. The Lamestream Media got it wrong, as usual.

Signed, Bill Simmons.

hmmm.. UO-lmost had this one

I don't despise Stephen A. as much as a lot of people do (that might be because he's with Skip all the time, I don't know) but if being labeled as a racist is one of the worst things out there, he can't just be throwing this shit out to the masses without some form of proof or actual plausible evidence. Actually it's…

The only thing I gathered from this bit is that Stephen A. Smith is most likely a racist.

Maybe chocolate shouldn't break the law and there wouldn't be any problems?!

Video don't lie, good job sir +1

Wow, that's pretty bad. I was wondering why he didn't explain what happened. Now I know why. Thanks for posting this.

Thanks for posting this. That was dishonest.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

I mean this in the most respectable way possible regarding #6. Is she going to personally give money to the development companies to double all their animation. After reading an in-depth article this week on kotaku about just getting breasts to animate correctly and how much extra effort, time and cost it takes....is…

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

I ENDORSE THIS FRIENDSHIP.

I'm sorry, but, as a woman who has chosen to be child free I have only this to say to you, "Go blow it out your ass. This isn't about you. Don't make it about you."

What about Shirley MacLaine's response? She was sitting directly behind Ethan Hawke and her joyous reaction is also priceless. I bet there were a lot of people in that audience who were like FUCK YEAH ARQUETTE.

Less than a year after I started writing about baseball on a blog I didn't think anyone would read, I was a contributing writer for two national sports websites. Then a third. Then a fourth. I wrote a few book chapters, had a piece in the Wall Street Journal and one in San Francisco magazine. Now I'm writing for…