Undercover Brother is a wonderful film.

Easy, tell her you want to fuck her best friend.

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

Man what the fuck is wrong with people? The SI Swimsuit Edition isn't about normal sized people or normal anything. It's specifically about featuring exceptionally good-looking and athletic swimsuit models.

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Patrick doing afternoon radio (he was on 12-3PM where I lived) was my last connection to ESPN except, of course, live events. He's just enjoyable to listen to without all the hyperbole. It's really a shame that Cowherd, Bayless, Smith et al represent what that network has become.

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

Wouldn't that mean that Eli is even better, seeing as how he outgunned Brady for two Lombardi trophies?

It's the porno parody of Destiny.

well NO WONDER you don't like it...Dentity is the cheap market brand knockoff. The game you meant to play is called "Destiny."

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

How about instruments of torture? -Plankton

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

Please tell me you all know where this comes from.

Based on the A&M visit, I'm going to say it's Lisa Ann's The 12th Man: Why Stop at Just 11?

Oprah has more money than God, and finances the films in order to get herself into pictures. And he STILL has to deal with assholes telling her to put down the expensive purse before she damages it, because they KNOW she can't pay for it.

I never thought I would see Deadspin praising something associated with Peter King.