Oprah basically produces them herself and then shoves herself in em

Isn't she writing the checks for movies she acts in, though? Kinda gets a pass on the casting in that case. I'd do the same.

The Big Ten Championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship… It would be literally impossible for anyone to have a shinier 3-0 record than Cardale Jones. Good for him. I was rooting for Oregon, but I'm okay with Ohio State winning.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

The difference is nobody ever tries to convince you a trip to Camden will be fun.

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

I feel like I should copy and paste this for when I reach 40 in a decade and have to explain something about SportsNation.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Basically the sports world's version of losing Robin Williams today. Just the way so many people have been broken up or moved to tears all day long with these tributes is incredible.

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

Especially when said protest involves the shooting of a child. I think "I don't like it when children are shot dead" is the least controversial stance this side of "Oxygen is a good thing."

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Nice try Bieber

Twins?

Also, Chicago residents need not respond, because what they call pizza is not in fact pizza.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Immediately better than any kicker the University of Arizona has had in the last 5 years.

...and this is why no one invites you to play.