no am just socially aware and devastatingly clever

I feel a strong kinship with the girl in the lower right corner, eating soft serve and being ignored.

Oh, no! People having carefree fun at a super serious sporting event! Didn’t they get the memo that only male-sanctioned behavior at sporting events is acceptable?

I am the first person to hate on college/university Greek life culture, but this is just straight up mean-spirited.

I really can’t believe that our young people have so little self-respect that they’d be willing to just sit there and freely admit they’d gone to a Diamondbacks-Rockies game in September.

I’m sure the other 10 people that were at that game were pissed.

why don’t they just get drunk, call a fan from an opposing team a homophobic slur, and get in a fight like REAL baseball fans

these are the most fucking honest people among us

Yeah, well baseball is duller than pig shit. What else is there to do?

Whatever, she’s aging well. No shame in saying so.

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

The best way to show you don’t care about a comment? Don’t reply to it.

I saw Neil Gaiman give a talk about children’s books. He talked about how children have a voice and we should let them use it. He then told a story about when Daniel Handler is at a book signing and the child is nervous he waits to let them speak. However if the parent is talking for the child and not allowing them to…

You didn’t just dodge a bullet, you dodged a missile.

How could a guest be any worse? Unless you are say Rachel from friends and you ruin the whole goddamn thing because the groom is in love with you not the bride and says the wrong thing. Really that was more Ross’s fault though. Please elaborate on how she could have been worse? Maybe if she was like Godzilla and…

Just gotta say as a former wedding photographer...these things are godsends when it comes to brides who can’t articulate with words what kind of ‘look’ they’re going for in their photos.

I read downthread someone complaining about a survey a wedding photographer gave them asking about ‘what kind of bride are you’.…