Good one, jabroni.

No one cares.

Yeah, and it seems like there’s always an oddly large number of comments with “I only wear sunscreen and chapstick, this is weird” on all the makeup-centric articles. Which, okay! That’s cool! Your ladyhood is not diminished by a disinterest in makeup! But it’s kind of like going to the AVClub’s reviews section and…

I understand that the class was somewhat silly or very niche at the least, but I’m confused why it was written by someone who doesn’t know much about makeup and doesn’t want to. Like no, even I am not interested in applying five foundations to my face but, yes, you do have to use “glitter glue” to apply glitter.…

I find this article to be judgmental and frankly disappointing. I get it- you don’t fill in your brows, you equate glitter to the failure of the womens’ movement, and you think using different foundation is a waste of money and time. So why write this piece at all?

Is this an article making fun of people who like makeup, on a blog for people who like makeup? I’m confused.

I’ve mentioned this on here before, but I have one in this city who is an Alice. I’ve had people argue with me that I am, in fact, Alice. I’m not Alice and I’m not sure what Alice would gain by telling her “friends” she is not her, but they argue!

Wait. I literally have an evil twin. She apparently looks exactly like me and inflicts terror on a town approximately 3 hours from me. I have been told many things about her. (Also, she might be me on vacation).

“Correct, judge, my client Steven Felton is innocent. We maintain that it was his twin... Bleeven.. Belton. Yes, they have different last names. It’s fine. He’s evil.”

I’ve learned from this thread that some ladies out there have very sensitive G-spots!

Yeah, I understand. It’s much easier to assume that you hit someone’s personal nerve and “namaste” it all away than it is to acknowledge that what you said was actually thoughtless and insulting to many, many people, regardless of whether they match up to your definition of “bad sex”, and make amends for acting that…

You can give yourself head? That's impressively flexible.

I had that man this summer. I couldn’t deal with him as a person anymore, but as a sex partner I will miss him until the day I die.

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

We should all move to Canada.

Yup! These people have watched too many episodes of CSI, criminal minds, and looney tunes.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

“It’s been a seven year nightmare for me and my family”, you know, none of whom died. “I’m truly sorry for what happened”, which I won’t take responsibility for or admit guilt for, despite the fact that, DUH, it’s actually my fault.

I am in my late 30s and I’m a fat chick. Too old and too fat for the win!

I like how late 30s is considered downright geriatric to these tools.