This doesn't really count because it's a solo lay, but I still kind of can't believe I did it.

I was on a work trip and had to share a room with my (same sex as me) boss. We were friends, she was cool, it was totally fine. I worked for a non-profit so we had no money to spare.

After chatting and lights out, I was…

This is sad news for a Friday! You were always one of my favourite writers.

And I will always be grateful to you for the Pinterest board of total hotties you posted once. That was a real gift. *bows deeply*

Good luck with your next steps! And may the hotties be with you.

This is like an Onion article. But it's not. That's the weird part.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT for articulating like my worst subconscious nightmare. No I do NOT use mayo as a lube (um?) but just the thought of that was..........horrific. Crawlies.

You're awesome, Kara! I love your truly non-judgemental approach. It is refreshing and truthful. You bring it to the table every time.

Sincerely,
A Fan.

I love Mark, rosebuds and wetlands notwithstanding, but I am finding a real upworthyish trending of his headlines lately. They feel a bit breathless. "most amazing thing you will see!" "proves existence of God!"

I'm not sure who writes the headlines, though—Mark or editors, so it might not be a fair comment.

Paul Newman is basically in a league of his own. His own level of male beauty.

I never get tired of that Harry Potter gif. That scene in Extras was all kinds of brilliant.

Play that trumpet, Lenny. Play it hard.

I like a side of extra-stupid with my cold cut combo. Preferably with a splash of spicy, extra piquant sexism.

Thanks Subway! You always over deliver.

You're right.

What a delightful story and a beautiful couple!

One of the things that's the worst about these "alt-lit" bros is that they're supposedly all edgy and cool as shit, when in reality they just like every other asshole out there.

Not so Alt after all.

These look like a motherfucking death trap. I can feel the blisters from here.

To me he seems like a young, just-as-neurotic John Cusak.

I did not last that long. Whhhhhhhhhhy. Why does this song exist? My ears hurt.

Does everyone in this movie really wear awesome boots? Maybe I SHOULD watch them after all.

Damn I love that song.
Along a similar theme:

Yeah, that's a stunning look, in a kind of frightening are-we-in-2086 kind of way. But her face is flawless.