My heart breaks for him. It really does. The story about his father's funeral made me tear up.

She looks fucking amazing and fierce. I love it.

But not a good look for normals.

Oh I love this so hard. As hard as Mr. Goldblum's delightfully shiny chest and hair as he leans over and softly tinkles on his hot tub piano.

Tim and Eric never disappoint.

That really says it all.

I'm getting a definite Huck meets Man In Horn-Rimmed Glasses from Heroes vibe, with artistic splashes (literally) from the Grossest Movie Ever, as reviewed recently by Mark.

Yeah, even the small amount I read was a mistake. I wish I could get some brain bleach.

Shit like this makes me want to stop reading this site.

But....but.....*looks at melting ice cube tray sadly.*

This is reminding me of how my husband and I tried "chocolate sauce" in the bedroom to disgusting and totally unsexy effect. Next!

And sometimes the hotness factor is ALL in the set up. OMG I just typed sex up.
It's like porn—I don't necessarily need to see a close up of thrusting in and out, in and out. Sometimes the playing around first is way sexier.

I like it hot and super sexy, but it's GOT to be well-written or it makes me roll my eyes. Like really good smut, it will fire me up and I love it.

So I prefer books too, because most literotica stuff is so bad it's ridiculous and just not sexy. Some of it is good—it takes sifting, though. I appreciate the hard work…

I can't even read this review.

"Everything that happens happens for a reason."
FUCK THIS SO MUCH.

I am so tired of this treacly horseshit.
Life happens.

I'm sure you've seen this....gets me every time.

Clearly the bar is set pretty low.

For all the Canadians in the crowd who this video doesn't work for —hopefully for all internationals too? Not sure.

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/video/player?v…

The piece starts at 7:38

I love how happy this story is! Like this photographer—though this story had a million ways it could have been totally ickville or wrong—actually was just a nice guy and majorly helped out Chris Pratt.

They really are. Even worth the daily vaccuum. ;) The gentlest, sweetest, happiest dogs. Plus no barking! Just yodelling. I love them.

I love them so much. I have an 11-year-old rescue Husky. Best dog in the world.

Advance copies have a line on the cover indicating them as such. However no doubt the bookstore that sold this shelved them too early, and that is totally tsk-tsk worth.

I don't get tired of that face.

Jesus Christ she is really appalling.