I basically feel like Shape, Fitness, and Women's Health are basically the same. Most of the time they're pretty sucky — too bland and dumb downed.

Here's what I'd tell my younger self: You become stronger as you get older, but you also become more forgetful. You stop cataloguing everyone's crimes against your self-esteem.

I'm a parent to two pre-schoolers, and yes, they will get addicted to stuff and want -want-want. And despite your best efforts it will probably be something you hate (because 3-year-old and 35-year-old tastes don't usually converge).

However, honestly, it's fine. You just have to set clear boundaries about what you're…

Yes, I agree with you in this completely. Using horrible, pile-on tactics is cruel and inhumane, no matter what "side" you're on.

I am 100% AGAINST the ideals of this stupid bot — like, so much so it makes my blood boil — but the actions of those against it are horrible because so easily those tactics will turn on…

You can do it!

This is taking me back to doing some old school Jane Fonda videos with my sisters. Those big sneaks! The teases hair!

I have no idea who he is! But boy can he move. When he "rocks it" he really doesn't hold back. I'm so glad this came up. Now I'll be giggling for the rest of the night. "Crank it back!"

if you haven't seen this vid with that guy it's sensational. Double dream hands!

Yup. I haven't even seen Divergent but I liked him in the Spectacular Now. That was a great and he was really talented in it.

oooooh that one is an old favourite.

The idea of a "hot pastor" based reality show is basically my worst nightmare. That's what they'd make me watch in hell.

Absolutely. However, I fear that a slant towards high fashion and supermodels as body inspiration isn't the right direction for an intelligent fitness magazine. It sort of seems like the wrong direction. I feel like we're going to see workouts featuring 3lb dumbbells and, well, the Tracy Anderson Method—or, at worst,…

Everything about this situation is a fucking stinking turd.

Now I understand why I was feeling a little queasily seasick by the end.

Good place to park your car, I guess?

I don't love it, but I respect it, if that makes sense. It looks pretty fierce. And she can get away with anything. I think I'm more distressed by the long black ribbon in her hair and the back of the dress than anything—it looks kind of fussy and little girl, not in a way that suits the bold front.

I can just feel the warmth emanating from his cold, cold heart.

How about a slimy hag eel? Seems like "hag" eels would be a good solution for him.

"My left leg! What happened to my left leeeeeeeeeg?" *drinks to dull pain*