Pretty much the entirety of Independence Day.

I have never understood Ms. Teigen’s popularity; she’s not funny, nor particularly creative or insightful.  She is just there...and that’s been enough for a lot of people, I guess.  While I literally won’t miss her presence on Twitter, I don’t wish her or her husband any animus or ill will.  I just don’t get the…

If she can do it, so can you.

Contrary to the implications in the article, I feel like the reviews (or at least word of mouth) did hurt the Box Office, as while this was a hit they were going for Jaws-type numbers and it wasn’t close, nor was it the biggest film of the year, and as with many such disappointments it’s commonly (half-incorrectly)…

“It’s really too bad that they didn’t make this movie a decade later when animatronics were at the height of their usefulness.”

Jessica Lange’s acting talents were on better display in almost literally everything she’s done since, but in this piece of garbage she was volcanically hot, and sometimes that’s enough.

Where do I submit my list of alternative guest hosts for Sony’s consideration?

Her entrance in the movie, floating on an emergency raft in a black party dress soaked sheer by the ocean, had a powerful effect on seven year old me.

Like...who the fuck PICKED this? Was Sean Spicer not answering his calls?

My 83-year-old mother’s reaction to Dr. Oz was “That quack asshole?”  Can’t say I disagree with her.

You’re a Holzhauherhead, aren’t you?

This isn’t a great film by any standard, but of all the Kong films I’ve watched, the night time sacrifice scene in this version is legitimately the scariest.

And WHERE is LeVar Burton?? Honest to god, Jeopardy.

It was awkward in like 5 different ways.

My first thought at that was “Oh, we’re using our made-up names.” Why not call himself J’onn J’onzz when he’s talking to Bruce Wayne?

“The movie also made multiple emphasis on saving civilians. It took out the awful Whedon sequence of saving the lone Russian family, and restored literally all the other instances of the heroes saving civilians, which was cut out in the first place by Whedon.”

Wouldn’t a five part trilogy be fifteen movies? 

I’m pretty sure if you were to go back and watch Man of Steel (you shouldn’t) that military guy being Martian Manhunter makes no sense.

The Martian Manhunter reveal took away what was an actual heartfelt scene between the two people Superman loves the most. Unless... MM has been Martha the whole time and Jonathan Kent was married to an alien and had no idea. It would explain how they were able to raise Clark without being killed. The weirdest part was…

Maybe we can slap on another epilogue, where Batman wakes up again, now played by Christian Bale, and we can say this whole thing was a dream and then never speak of it again.