It is not just whiteness because this happenes with a lot of people no matter their skin color. He was not well trained to talk to the media. He probably knows that he has to be careful by not saying anything that could lead his department into be liable but in that he deflected so much that it made it seem like he…

My friend and I had the idea to make a fictional Chris Gaines tribute act called Gainesville. We thought it would be funny to create an elaborate website with tour dates (that posted events after they happened). We never did it because at some point in your life, you have to sober up.

Like a Leopard?

I was really hoping Garth showed up as Chris Gaines at Biden’s inauguration.

The defenses...I mean...speechless.

that’s what i was wondering. does antebellum mean they just sat on a wrap around porch wearing uncomfortably large dresses and hats while drinking sweet tea and mojitos or were they waving the confederate flag around and ordering black people to bring them drinks?

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

Question: why is prescient, without fail, nowadays preceded by ‘eerily’? Time was, “eerily prescient” was reserved for accurate predictions of worrying, disturbing or tragic/catastrophic things. Nowadays all prescience is eerie.

Like, is it really that eerie that a romantic comedy would prefigure another comedy?  Is…

Imagine a deluded world your mind has to live in where you look like Piers Morgan and think you had a shot with Megan Markel after she met Harry.

Y’know what I hate most about modern life? That “I’m just a gleeful, loud piece of shit” is legit resume fodder.

Why is Piers Morgan still employed? Who likes him?

Ahhh... so he’s an incel too. Good to know.

The best Tom & Jerry is still this one

March 8 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”
March 18 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”

As a parent, I also appreciated the “one last goodnight” thing, except that I also find it hard to believe that anyone would be as attached to children who have only existed for about three days (including gestation time) as someone who had spent nine months gestating and 8+ years raising them. I choked up a lot more…

Gremlins 2...THE NEW BATCH!!

And that is the high water mark for the entire Pink Panther series.

A Shot In The Dark