Not sure if that’s a lie to my spouse or to myself.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

My FJ62 disagrees.

SUVs are for driving around on loose surfaces, towing boats to the lake, race cars to the track, or filling with bags of mulch from the home improvement store. It should be simple and uncomfortable to drive, like a truck with less utility.

and the suburban used to only be rwd...... which means no off roady.....making youre point very moot. they went to 3 door way back in 67 and 4 door in 73....

Wagoneer says to take your bad, wrong opinion & fuck right off.

Terrible take is terrible. What if you want to commute to work, carry a family AND still do SUV things? I should buy 3 cars? Nuts to you.

You will spend that 5G and more making the Taco as off-road capable as the Jeep too. Tacomas are pretty damn good off-road, but they are built to be trucks. Wranglers are built for off-road.

Raph should have just stopped and called in the Jeep Cavalry: Task Unit Tracy.

Hello I have driven a Defender. It was bad.

The Duality of Man.

“I stepped back, let the steam subside, and continued filling the radiator until it had swallowed all two gallons of our coolant reserves. I put the cap back on and tried cranking the motor. It was too hot, and wouldn’t fire.”

Wait. WHAT?
You dumped coolant into hot, NOT running engine? Amazing you didn’t get flash…

North Korea is busy mobilizing low bridges as we speak.

Since its going to be based on the Ranger, they could borrow another Edsel nameplate and call it the Roundup.

well then, i stand corrected. i still think the everest will be the underpinnings of the new bronco though, its not gonna be an all new truck from the ground up

It’s going to be more-or-less the same vehicle. We aren’t getting the cool concept from 2005.

Did you buy it used? Had it been sitting for a long time? Why year was it?

Word. My stock ‘08 JK has been through a good chunk of the trails in Moab with only a change in tires, beefy steel rock sliders, and no lift. Dude’s got no game.

Either you are lying or you are the world’s shittiest driver.

This is $50K: