Exactly! If you desire to take a curve at a slow speed, you won’t skid into a tree. But, if you desire to take curves faster than your driving skills allow for, then you will end up crashing. The real trick is to find the happy medium between the two desires.

They lost control. Didn’t stay in it. Usually a string of bad decisions leading to it too.

Stay in control of the car that you, the driver, have been put in control of

Also odd that they decided to move to the Unlimited for the JK. Seems like sticking with the 2-door would have made for a more apples-to-apples comparison.

Hmmm... I don’t know, that Cell costume still needs some work to be perfect.

Sounds like a new ad campaign for the entire Hell Cat line.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

This is a totally valid point. He really could just park the thing on his lawn. I think the HOA would still give him shit, but he’d be in a stronger position to defend himself. Perhaps literally.

I live in a very nice suburb of Boston. We don’t have an HOA. And no one does anything that bothers me.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I was going for “you wrote the whole freaking synopsis, you added your own touch, you used MS Paint to cobble up a Jalopnik-ified composite graphic with labels, all with the premise of providing us with a Friday-Funday Automotive Unsolved Mystery.. and left us hanging high and dry with photos lacking decent…

I would just like to say that those “alt-right protesters” were protesting the removal of a historical statue. You make it sound like they were being incredibly racist, but all they were doing was arguing against the removal of a statue. I am not trying to defend the fucking cunt who drove his car into the…

The Past of the Furious*

“Then you’ve got Caymans and whatnot where the engine is forward of the front axles but behind the driver”

@jumpmanx2424: "I just ignore cops coming in the other direction, because how can they judge a persons speed?? "