jeepetti
Jeepetti
jeepetti

A friend and I took his Dad’s Ferrari out one day. Took it to Chicago, valeted it and went to lunch , a baseball game, Sears Tower and the art museum. When we picked it up, it had a highly suspicious amount of added miles on it.

That’s a steal. Usually those things are rotted out, and the interiors are torn to bits.

A clean one like this is usually in the 7-8 range.

I’d be all over this’n.

Call me Skylar White, because I would drive that thing until my marriage fell apart. NP

You're off base. Jamoke stays in the lexicon.

Since I own a BMW and a Porsche, I have a steep hill to climb to overcome stereotypes, but I do try my best.

Same thing happened to me. Now when a girl gives me a dirty look for not opening a door, I say, “What? You’re arms aren’t broke. Gender equality bitch.”

i opened a door for an old lady once.... she said i can open my own damn doors asshole... since then i have vowed to live up to every stereo type people have about me....

My mission in life is to own nice cars and not drive them like an arsehole. You know when you hold a door open for an old lady and you see the “oh hey, this millennial clear isn’t a douchebag” look. I want that for nice cars.

Based on your message I’m assuming you had sex with your broken right hand. That is dedicated and I’ll bet you were 16.

Until some weird part made of unobtainium in the roof mechanism breaks.

Could’ve been worse.

Only way to stop a bad guy with a driveshaft is a good guy with a driveshaft

Save me Tom Cruise!

NBA jam voice:. HES ON FIRE!!

THAT’S what makes you question his mental state?

The fact that you own a rust free manual Jeep and are considering selling it makes me question your mental state.

I’ll need a moment alone.

I've seen them in action and want one badly. Kinda like an NFL cheerleader. But I really don't have a use for one and my wife would give me hell for getting one. Kinda like an NFL cheerleader.

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

Uh, no. A real Jeep person has at least one non-running Jeep in pieces at all times.