There is nothing wrong with a little water works wh-when he s-sm-smashes the c-c-c-caaaarrrrr. *sobs uncontrollably*

“I am not perfect. Nor are you.”

Right? Disney treats their audience like children!

Duke Nukem.

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

pacific rim gipsy danger had diesel engines in its arms and legs

Shhh just crawl back into your safe space.

If this gorgeous brown longroof (and convertible!) with a stick shift had an oil burner up front, it would cause Jalopgasms of epic proportions. Even with a gas engine, it’s pretty much perfect.

And at $55k, it’s worth every penny. So much want. Definitely putting one of these in the fantasy garage.

Judging people on their road habits: yes. On the rest of their life... maybe not.

Worst thing I’ve forgotten in the backseat? A pound of bacon that slipped out of the grocery bag and sat under my driver's seat for...a few weeks. A few 90-degree days to get the interior temp up to 130+ and I found the source pretty quickly. Worst thing I've found in the backseat, forgotten by someone else? Uh....it…

Then how will the hookers breathe??

Legos are like breasts. They’re meant for the kids, but it’s mostly grown men playing with them. :)

Tavs, I don’t really care for horses either, but with the right rant you can say the equivalent about ANYTHING that is more risky than eating Saltines in a chair for 28 years. C’mon.

Ah, the ol’ Henry The Eighth. Love the Tudor XJs.

Done right

Report him to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Depends what you’re hunting.

No no no, you have it all wrong!
You take the drivetrain from the camaro