A penguin takes his BMW to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him it’ll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak. When he goes back to the mechanic, the…

Truly, this guy might be America’s biggest assclown. Is it too late to make this election a loser leaves town match?

Park? Mine has numbers and an “R”.

Is it really rape if he’s enjoying the company?

All this time I thought your username was a jelly reference

What you did there, see it I do.

Shouldn’t the Dutch be in favor of Orange?

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude.

Most aerodynamic jeep = tallest Pygmy in the forest. I’ll stick with my decidedly non-aerodynamic wrangler, thanks.

Gotcha. I’m in the Washington DC suburbs. However, pending the election results, I may need to move up your way.

Gotcha. So no Bueno if you routinely have to park on a hill and don't fully trust your parking brake. Thankfully there are only about 4 days a year where a remote starter would be needed.

How does that work if you are in the habit of leaving your vehicle in gear when parked?

Manual and remote start typically don't play nicely. If you want a boxy jeep, there's a far better choice.

Frankly, we don’t care much about that second country.

Because rentalcar

This is the very epitome of MOAR.

She'll lose. As you may have noticed, that was a white car.

He was no Glenn Brenner.

The record is probably held by some mustang owner that went to cars and coffee right after taking delivery.

Do people think about the Outback at all?