Frankly, we don’t care much about that second country.

Because rentalcar

This is the very epitome of MOAR.

She'll lose. As you may have noticed, that was a white car.

He was no Glenn Brenner.

The record is probably held by some mustang owner that went to cars and coffee right after taking delivery.

Do people think about the Outback at all?

Two clutches too many and in the wrong place.

Smell the glovebox.

I wood drive that.

Inapplicable here. Now gimme my damn Hellcat Wrangler!

Or, two bent fenders.

Odd. I'd have expected him to take the black.

Had she bought a real jeep, she might have had the same monetary hit, but she could at least have taken the top off and enjoyed her drives.

Can't tell if serious. If so, you are totally missing the point.

Holy crap do I need one of those!

I want to like this. But, I can't. It's just wrong.

Odd that they don’t celebrate the beginning of their end.

The problem is that shift knobs on a jeep should look like this:

Congratulations, sir. You have just won one internet.