Gotcha. In that case, you forgot to mention lawyers as a reason. Those bastards ruin everyone’s fun.

Which part of "no safety requirements" did you miss, Debbie Downer?

As Justice Potter Stewart once said — I know it when I see it.

I can make some room in my driveway right next to my Jeep.

What is the point of that on a BMW?

GTFO!

CJ-_.

Hey gun nuts and religious wackos, tell me again why refugees are a problem.

too soon

When I was 16 I had an 83. Learned to drive stick on it. I still miss that car.

You missed the real abomination — the automatic transmission.

Doors are for pussies.

I hereby award you one internet. $kay, can you arrange for someone to deliver it?

Let's talk. I've been looking for a left New Balance.

Damn you, I can't unsee it.

My 11 year old would be all over that.

My jeep. Only other person who has driven it (other than mechanics, etc.) is one of the valets at my club — who I’ve known from childhood. Any other valet is there, I park it myself. But Jamie can drive it. Because he’s a good dude.

Thank god it wasn't a Lexus — would have swallowed him whole.

Not brown