You're missing the obvious choice:

Sure, but when the VorTECh kicks in!

what you did there, I see it.

Unfortunately, the car head unit he hacked most recently controls functions including the radio, heater, heated steering wheel and seats, rear camera, and sat-nav — leaving Miller with a vehicle best described as "downright primitive."

Makes sense to me. In each case, real enthusiasts stare and wonder how in the hell anyone has fun with that thing.

Coach Nick Satan.

internet won you have.

not a particularly good choice for a wrangler in my view. Gimme Hemi instead. Or a nice diesel.

IF they'd given him the Chrysler because they were out of Mercedes loaners, it would be a different issue. They had Mercedes loaners but wouldn't give him one because of the service animal. Hence, he had a cause of action.

That is NOT a jeep.

Because anyone else without the service animal would have gotten a Mercedes. They failed to offer fair treatment and the discrimination was because of the service animal/disability. How is this not sinking in?

The one guy who owned one bought TWO new ones.

Neutral: How Long Can Jeep Keep It Up? Is this temporary or is Jeep going to be a major brand for years to come?

IHS Automotive said Jeep has increased its brand-loyalty rating — measured by vehicles registered to buyers who already owned the same brand — by 16 percent this year, third best in the industry behind Maserati and Mitsubishi. In contrast, the average brand has increased its sales to existing customers by just 0.4…

Most of these don't even have hands.

Good eye.

Looks like someone left the gate open in the fence that separates us from Deadspin again.

Is it available in brown?

I have its direct descendant in my driveway. There used to be a guy with a military surplus Willys around the corner, but he moved.

Still too soon.