My children name the cars.

Can't unsee it. Need eye bleach.

This thing. Oh man. It's a 1917 La Bestoni FOURTEEN LITER Boattail Speedster. It was pretty amazing.

Too soon.

I'm inclined to agree. We didn't think too much of the Buick "SUV" options when we bought our MDX, we liked the Volvo (but not as much as we liked the Acura). Also, by we, I mainly mean my wife who drives the thing. Before you people get on me about the stupidity of "SUVs", know that I drive a truly offroad capable…

Funny (really, not being sarcastic here — I chuckled) but, in this context, blaze doesn't mean fire.

I'm shorting the shit out of that.

But, see:

Can't watch . . . can't stop watching . . . can't watch.

I blame Obama.

Yes, we are in agreement.

The problem with CUVs in the snow is that the drivers don't know how to drive in the snow and have misconceptions about the capabilities of their Honda Pilot or whatever.

Fix It Again, Tony!

Oh the sweet, delicious irony.

Because . . . time machine.

Meh.

Yep. Me too.

Imma let you finish, but the white is one of the best colors of all time.

Land Rover insists up and down that the Range Rover and Range Rover Sport appeal to two different potential buyers, with the latter skewing older, more affluent, more apt to have the "best" of everything. But the Sport is so good in so many ways now that I wouldn't be at all surprised if it steals more than a few…