The angle threw me off. Awesome ride.

2-door unlimited? Like it!

Why so long?

My vote goes for the one (not exact) Grandpa Jeeper1 drove:

They had a perfectly fine convertible already:

Got my last one '97 TJ while I was in college and kept it until I made partner at my firm. 17+ years. I hope to keep this one '13 JK unlimited longer.

Don't hassle the hoff.

Diamond plate on a jeep is clearly allowed. On a CJ and older, encouraged.

What about automatic transmission?!

A real Steelers fan would have done his Vette up in black and gold.

That is one fancy Passat.

you have an expansive definition of close enough.

Kristin? Dude's real name is Kristin. No wonder he's such a puss.

My Jeep is really easy to park. I can even do it without (1) hitting a mercedes and (2) mounting the curb.

Not bad, but I'd have gone with . . . .

(1) Real Jeeps have ROUND headlights.

Best looking Sahara I've seen in the while. Never liked the color matched fenders.

Well put, sir!

From your lips to god's ears. Can you figure out a way to get rid of Fvcking Edsall also?

Trendy (and tax free).