What the fuck is wrong with you

Who hurt you?  Phil has done nothing but bring love and joy into the world.

Doggy Bag Lady is a monster. Don’t ever invite her back.

IT’S FUKKEN HELLA SWEET IS WHAT IT IS

Love when people with no sense of humor halfway reference something and think they’ve told a joke.

I have such a crush on her. I’m a depressed, sarcastic, miserable human being, and I find her constant joy so attractive. Would she inspire me to embrace life, or would I grind her spirit to dust? I really want to know.

They’re more comfortable as undershirts

Counterpoint: It is possible to have fun even as an adult.

Get a sense of humor you puritanical unfunny assholes.

Counterpoint - the costume is hilarious because White kinda looks like Simple Jack 

actually it owns

Lighten up - it’s a halloween costume...

You can tell the guy’s a monster because he has a US Soccer sticker on his window.

A Google search for “Patrick Mahomes raw” turns up 106,000 results.

Okay, so she’s of color, a woman, who is gay, who is a veteran of the Iraq war and who can recite the old standbys of: education, health care, poverty and lack of good cellphone coverage. Great! She tells her “community” ,whatever the fuck that is, that “remember how quickly we could lose this, by people who don’t…

I mean, it’s usually a good internet comment section finishing move, to call someone a racist or sexist. You just have to have some kind of realistic basis to ground it in before it can take hold or, as Libby did here, it backfires and you expose yourself as every bit the jackass you’ve been accused of being.

Can’t wait for the Root article to come out and roast this bitch. +1 if it’s Michael Harriot.

Acting like a child isn’t a gendered quality. Nice try, child.

Obama lost more offices for the Democratic Party since prior to WWII. Who’s fault is it that he’s that bad at politics he couldn’t maintain the coalition that voted him into power? The voters, or Obama?

[FARTS]