Here’s the thing...and I am going to be blunt...it’s not my job to care about how you get paid...it’s just not...so, no, I don’t carry cash for a reason and am not going to start carrying cash/change so I can tip in cash for a bill I’ve paid on credit card...I am so tired of this new idea that not only am I supposed…

Since these old white cis anti-baby killers were elected democratically.....I would say a long time.

Honest question: Which fuckhead’s ass are you fucking? I am confused.

One of the Name of The Year metrics I use is the “Spy at Baccarat Table” test where I try to imagine the person trying to introduce themselves as innocuously as possible in a luxury setting. Ionosphere Torres and Pretzel Montecarlo scored very well in that test.

Well in 6 years, only about half of the guys will still be at the school.

You really have to look at the incident in context, and understand that while the hit is unsavoury, Mr. White was already anchored down by that ridiculous first name.

yes, because no Hall of Fame player has ever gotten a Personal Foul for a helmet to Helmet hit/ Late hit

You misspelled “licks icks”

i wish i had more thumbs so i could give this shitty take four thumbs down

Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

It should have been you, Splinter. 

Is that really how you write? Good Lord.

That’s because Splinter wasn’t really interested in reducing the trolls. They wanted to grey commenters who had been calling out their authors for bad posts. They could have pretty easily just greyed the trolls individually.

I sure don’t think McNair was a good guy, but I’m pretty certain that if the people on Kinja were to have a social inventory done, with heaven being the final goal, they’d probably fall short.

I am, predictably, 1,000 years late to this, but I just realized a lot of players call touchdowns “tugs.”

It’s called “Truthiness” - if something feels true, it is true.

The Rock says nothing will happen to Nia.

I dunno how much time McCarthy has left, but no way he’s gonna be able to stop the clock.

When the guy accused of rape

I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.