I enjoy how this article dismisses certain points flippantly (i.e. Cuban trade embargo) without offering any substance as to what a preferable solution would be and citing available evidence that supports why that solution would work.

No, tons of people care. I’m so sick of fucking idiot Democrats not understanding how the game is played. We will lose, and lose again, and lose again and again and again until we realize that yes, there are plenty of stupid people out there who actually care about this shit.

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen. 

I mean, sure...weed is cool. But have you tried it...ON WEEEEED???

That’s a good way to ruin a clock.

yeah, but then they catch you getting out of the shower (because you forgot to lock the door, AGAIN) and marvel in wonder of your big penis.

No drug or supplement can substitute for a really long

True, but his career was shot after that.

Should have stocked up on canned goods and learned to shoot a gun, hippie. 

The big problem is that if we start, we don’t dare stop. Because we’ll not only be geoengineering to combat climate change, but having to also do it to combat the side effects of our geoengineering, constantly intervening to deal with the unwanted effects of the previous intervention to keep us in the sweet spot. And…

A great wrestler will always beat a great striker, and vice versa.

That’s some real #Resistance. He’s definitely cooked after this one. Good job guys!

Fox News journalists will begin taping toilet paper to their shoes.

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

It’s about what you’d expect after nearly a decade in the league, though.

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

For a near 10 footer, Giannis puts up some good numbers.

Put it between bread, boom, sandwich. Fold it into a tortilla, boom, taco.

Roman Reigns vs. Clay Bennett at CenturyLink Field for Wrestlemania. This will finally get him over.

Too bad Mike Silver didn’t include Gruden’s full quote: “Damn — Khalil Mack had another strip sack? That shit is Spider 2 Y Bananas!”