I heard he even referred to the men as “guys”. What an asshole!

I’m sure it’s a civil rights issue to her, not the fact that he threatened to contact security after she tried to blackmail him.

It’s ok. I didn’t realize the Atlanta Hawks logo was literally a hawk until, like, extremely recently. I was born in 1985.

That way, a simple argument over Cam Newton being a dick in a press conference becomes more of an ideological battle between deeply entrenched factions.

I find your confusion about my confusion confusing.

I’ve been waiting an hour to make a switch joke on deadspin. Articles up for 7 minutes and it’s way too late for me.

This would never be allowed in real cockfighting.

Huh. I always thought seagulls were unbearable.

“I just thought it was funny for a female to ask me about routes. Just like it would be funny for Kelvin to ask me about healthy meal planning, or for Olsen to ask me about dabbing, or even for Rae Carruth to ask me for recommendations for prenatal care, its just weird is all i’m sayin’.

i am sure that was funnier in your head.

Jeez, this is almost as embarrassing as that time he shat his pants in Santa Clara and handed the corpse of Payton Manning a championship.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

*Gulp* “Ahhh......
I know what you mean, Rich.”

White, and started using Black & Milds for rolling when I was like 15...

I know they usually see Dr. James Andrews for difficult injuries, but in this case I recommend Dr. Al Green.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

What’s the problem. other than you inability to support an argument?

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Jesus, this is terrible. It tries so hard to be the love child of Thompson and Plimpton, and ends up reading like every college sophomore journalism major instead.

You’re playing it correctly, right? Auctioning off any property you land on but don’t buy, no money on Free Parking, etc.