Texas only gave it to him once.

That meatball sub looks so good you undermined your own bad take by posting it.

Hopefully someone let Trump know Vince is really ok.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…

Wait, wait, hold up: I do not take it easy on children (or love interests) in board games. Or video games. Or bowling. Or putt putt. If they want to win they’ve got to earn it.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

Yup, you’re a terrible fucking person. Natural disasters don’t target climate change deniers, asshole.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

This article’s heading is emblematic of why the left will unfortunately likely lose more elections before we can turn this thing around.

Wow...

I thought Tina Fey’s response was brilliant and funny. This article’s heading just exhausts me. Tina Fey is a fellow Gen Xer and we’re just fuckin’ tired. Let me refer you to your own family of sites:

As odious as this line of thinking is—that there are grading criteria out there that can be used to test someone’s blackness

I’ve got news for you. If you lost weight, you were in a calorie deficit.

This isn’t right. Flair said a few years ago that when he dies “it’ll be in this ring or on top of a wild woman.”

Hypothetically, if you were from the country’s “dominant” race, and you told people in the minority group how they should vote and what politicians they should support, because you obviously know better than they do, would that make you a racist?

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

He was born in 1947.

The first time I had a flare up, I thought I broke my foot. My old man says “Sounds like gout.” I didn’t believe him and went to the doctor. It was gout. The doctor wanted me to take these highly toxic meds until you are basically exploding out of both ends. My old man says “Fuck that, here’s what you do - buy a…

Honestly, I think the only way to appease both Kaepernick supporters and haters at this point is for someone to sign him. If he gets signed, he’s no longer being blackballed, making his supporters happy. And when he takes the field and plays like the guy that averages a whopping four passing yards a game more than…

Not able to fully watch the video right now (at work), but scrubbed along the progress bar and didn’t see gout mentioned. Therefore, the list is incomplete.