Eh, those of us of a certain age wanted Todd Marinovitch’s dad to shut the fuck up back in the day. And there have been countless annoying white tennis parents who needed to go away.

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Clearly they have to be chronic masturbators

This retort makes me very happy

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

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I was going to write you off for some of your earlier comments but this one shows that you really are just trying to get it and that absolutely needs to be encouraged. Keep going, I think you are definitely picking up a lot of what people are putting down. It can most definitely get tiring trying to understand just as…

What do you mean, good sir?

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

There are multiple retired Rusty Kuntz from major league baseball.

Deadspin would not be worse off if we had more posts about mid-90s to early 00s WCW and WWF/E.

A failure? That’s just cold-blooded man.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

Pretty much. It turns out that the higher up you go, the more you will need to interact and communicate with people. That’s not just the management track, either; that’s being a team lead, systems engineer, subject matter expert, or whatever.

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Michigan people absolutely love this man. I’m going to defer to them.

This guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Yeah, he’d be mocked, because he called someone racist who didn’t do anything racist. That’s worthy of mockery.

Well, ain’t that a kick in the nuts.

And that time over at Donnie’s place,