Counter: You similarly couldn’t care less about the abstract notion of the ‘importance of voting’ as it pertains to the personal growth for these young men. In fact, far more cynically and cravenly, you only pretend to care about the ‘importance of voting’ in this case because you think the majority of these…

This would have been marginally clever and funny had you correctly identified “Dirty Laundry” as a Don Henley song.  Dadgum millenials!

Now that he’s worked so hard to make it his thing, so that he can’t not wear the front-facing-pencil-behind-the-ear in a work setting, one day said pencil is going to go straight into Patricia’s eyeball and cause serious damage. Given his profession, I fear it’s almost a dadgum statistical certainty.

BUT THE NAME-SHAMING!!,!

Hopefully Cerrone is part Kickapoo...

Is that ol’ Deuce Bigelow Male Pinkpolo?

It’s high time we as a society ban jokes altogether and eradicate humor as a going concern!

hahaha, yep, those white people look just like Heath Ledger and Fergie!

Courageous. Brave. This seemingly benign act will have a profound positive impact on the lives of Latinks trans people everywhere.

Hmm, I guess that is an extremely wordy and long way to restate what the DHS Secretary said more clearly and succinctly. So, a gold star for you?

She’s an R, so she doesn’t really count.

The league’s executives clearly found him ‘threatening’ in a way they never did for Cam, Vick, Jamarcus, etc. This is some really good analysis and you should chime-in more frequently.

Prettttttty sure the Coup de Grace is that cool thing Finn Balor does where he climbs on the top rope and then jumps off and stomps both of his feet on his prone opponent’s chest causing the victim to flail around wildly before succumbing to the 1-2-3 count and a pinfall.

For a fully-formed adult (I assume), you have a stunning inability to comprehend abstract concepts like figurative speech, metaphor, symbolism, etc. beyond black-and-white literal words.

Obviously, Kelly wasn’t of a solid state of mind.

I bet you think Papa John was justified in losing his gig.

Why are all you Dems so opposed to paying your fair share?

[FARTS]....[SNIFFS].

Now Cleveland’s backfield is like a bad local AM radio sports duo:

The Chiefs’ QB and the Texans QB, drafted consecutively in the 2017 draft, will compete in many AFC championships and eventually build a Magic/Bird-like rivalry that will revolutionize the sport and bring it to never-before-seen heights of popularity. And many a Headline and Thinkpiece will be written extolling the…