Thank you for breaking down the game tape on this one.  I, like Don Juan, was quite confused about the OP’s line of questioning vis-a-vis HamNo’s charitable giving.

That’s a terrible analogy, as the two statements you’ve juxtaposed aren’t comparable at all.

The company wasn’t able to turn a profit because they were able to borrow so cheaply? That’s an interesting theory.

It’s almost like you think presenting irrefutable facts will somehow sway the opinion of those with whom you are discussing an issue on Deadspin.   Cute.

I’ve long known your poor grasp of politics and economics and I always thought you sucked as a writer, but it seems you’ve truly found a home in the realm of parody, since it requires zero knowledge/expertise and you can just ape other writers’ style.

“Dude, you made it 34 minutes? Sweet!”

“I can really see a future in Ownership for this Kendricks kid!”

He thought he was going to be soooooooo witty, but what a clumsy, hamfisted mess....

Hahahahahahaaha, it's funny cuz you compared him to republicans

Wow, you’ve lived for 42 years and met maybe 100 bigots?   How many people have you met in your life?   How many of the 100 were nonwhite?   Pretty much proving Carlson’s point...

In California?  No, you get an Oscar for that.

Personally, I expect white people probably give much less of their total yearly income to charity than non-white people.

The Texans have both the worst name AND the worst logo.  Beat that.

Word is the Niners’ coaching staff wants to move her to the D-line, as she claims she’s a sack master.

This whole story is overblown. They weren’t out on a date, Jimmy G. was just scouting new tight ends.

Yes, plentiful and available to use by all who are paying customers.

Based on all their mutual sniping in press the past couple of years, you’d have to color me surprised too if I walked in on Barkley and Oak in a fit of passion like that.

Nah, Chip Kelly’s white and racist.

Bang.

Duh, that’s Curt Cousins, not Peyton Manning.