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It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Your couch is tacky, and I hate you.

If that kid ever googles....

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

Wait, there were only 12 episodes of to catch a predator??

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

I liked Dawn! At first I was like wtf just like everyone else, but she grew on me.

The Big Ten is slow, often unwatchable, and largely mediocre. And yet, they’ll win more noncoference games than they’ll lose, have a winning bowl record, and at least one team will be in the playoffs and probably playing for the title. Nobody will see it coming, and complain about more exciting, albeit probably…

As a Rutgers alum I read through this article waiting to see some accurate slams of my schools’ football team only to find the largest slam of all- they weren’t even mentioned

Jesus fucking christ. how much of a stupid fucking headache would she have saved herself (and the democratic party) if she just agreed to be hillary@state.gov

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.