I’m pretty sure this is exactly what happened in that game, yes?

Our first applicant is Ms. Elle Woods.

As a “dad” myself, this “dad” rocks. Everything is fun with quotation marks.

Maliciously......and deliciously.

As a Hawkeye, I can’t argue with this. Our mediocre, yet overpaid coach is holding us hostage with an insane buyout.

If anything, Canada would like to build a wall to keep us nutbags out.

He’s husky (in the parlance of 70s/80s boy’s clothing).

The pic is amazing. Portland apparently has a very active Pooh-parazzi.

Pooh-parazzi? Thank you, I’ll let myself out!

To paraphrase a long-standing family saying: Every Portland has a pooper and you’re our Portland pooper.

Mound of guano?

50 Cent made $100 million from Vitaminwater. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American consumer.

Seriously, no mention of Jake in this article? He was seriously underwhelming at Iowa (Hawk fan here), but he doesn’t make alot of mistakes. Will Rudock be Harbaugh’s Alex Smith at Michigan?

I am conflicted on many levels with this. I love all three of them, but it is sort of when worlds collide.

Fireball, the Rumchata of whiskey.

Chronologically, no (although she looks great!). Emotionally, yes.

She has one of the best “Professors Strike Back”:

As someone who attended UI, this is patently false. The basketball and football players are regularly seen around town. ;-)

Officially appointed, perhaps, but unofficially.....?

My daughter totally hates when I do this at our pool. I’m like, whatever.