jedimario
jedimario
jedimario

THIS! YES!! I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been stopped at a gas station or stoplight by a tosser who sees me with the extra tires and helmet and wants to try and have a go on the street. I happily invite them to the track. They’ll ask about mods and I say “bone stock except for brake pads and tires” and

“You do this stuff enough and you absolutely are going to wreck at some point.” This is important. I don’t, and never have raced on the street. But I track my car and I autocross regularly. When I first started, I was so careful that the sound of tires squealing scared me. When I had my first “2 wheels off” at Mosport

Spend $49k in car parts.

“A telephone pole with a Camaro wrapped around it may as well be the state tree of North Carolina”

Should've used digital tire gauge

Petite Le Mans

FOX Sports? Is that you? In the flesh?

The hilarious & infuriating part about that stupid soccer game was that it was the U20 World Cup (sounds important-ish!), and was Brazil vs Portugal (two HUGE soccer nations), and yet the stands at the game weren't even full!

At -20 seconds a lap, that’s close to 2 hours behind after 24 hours. The cumulative pit times are not going to be close to 2 hours. Its going to take Porsche, Audi and Toyota getting all their cars knocked out/in for serious repairs for Nissan to have a shot at it. Audi could probably do 2-3 transmission swaps and

I would imagine it is difficult for you to contain the rainbows emanating from your rear end due to your beautiful optimism, however, the stupid Nissans are going get waxed badly before they all retire at the 6 hour mark.

At -30sec a lap?

What bloody chance? They are 20 seconds slower. It’s like saying that a P2 car can win the race; maybe if everyone else crashes.

What kind of shit is that? An apron? Holy fuck I’m mad just thinking about what you’re implying here. Just because it’s a woman driver that has completely proven herself to be unsafe and incompetent at her profession, you suggest she should don an apron? For God’s sake man, did you see the video? That's french maid

So OK, while she was pretending to be a real race car driver, an actual real race car driver rode up on her ass. She panicked and wiped out, then tossed a pissy fit. Time to slip out of that fire suit and into an apron.

I really like the 5th gen Camaro, but the ‘14 refresh screwed it up.

1998 Camaro. I always preferred the clean lines of the ‘93-97 over the ‘98-02. The Firebird, on the other hand, got better.

1974 is a year that lives in infamy for a lot of models.

MG MGB.

I know it’s not a car, but the new UPS trucks are just god awful. I think their old design was timeless and, honestly, quite cute. I HATE those squinty eyes...