You missed one:

So... automatic drivers are... criminals?

Ford.

Porsche, Porsche, Porsche.

Iso Rivolta. Because the world needs more Italian-styled, Corvette-powered luxury sports cars. Imagine something that looked as good as the Iso Grifo Series I, and was comfortable and luxuriously outfitted, with the 6.2L LT4 out of the Z06. Sweet zombie Jesus.

TVR!

TVR

Wiesmann...there are not completely dead yet, but soon they will be.

I think Tucker is the obvious choice.

Why do people insist on doing completely idiotic things such as watching a scoreless Jets v. Bills game?

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

I'm more surprised he managed to get 44 Miatas together without accidentally starting a track day.

"But why exactly do US fans need to dial up maximum pessimism after every damn match?"

Six hours before the match Deadspin posts an article about how talented Fabian Johnson is. Fabian Johnson's excellent play sets up the corner kick that wins the match. Deadspin then posts an article about what a fluke goal it was.

There is nothing the Americans can point to—not their exceptionalism, or heart, or hustle—to explain why they left Arena das Dunas with a victory.

Cash for Clunkers.

People like you are the reason i became a real pilot and not a Microsoft Flight Sim expert.

Every year, a Kia dealer nearby attempts "to break the world record for cars sold in three days", with the pitch that if you buy a car during that time, you are "part of history."

Stud Committee: Vote results regarding proposal to pass "All or Nothing" rule into Thoroughbred racing law: