Here's one I made out of a carboard shipping box

Meanwhile, wannabe Deadspin employees are merely asked "How far can you punt a football?"

That's worth it right there. I was just wondering why the hell my Ford can't have something like that. So simple.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

One reason might be that Neil deGrasse Tyson is a cosmologist and not a chemical/materials engineer.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I've got my first gen Boxster up to 103000 miles, and have cycled through all the routine maintenance procedures without pulling the engine. I've also had many of the typical problems, AOS separator, water pump, spark plug seals, etc : no need to pull the engine. Of course, when the time comes to do the clutch (and at…

you blow into the cartridge and put it in that slot in the middle, right?

Actually according most owners boxsters aren't too bad. To access the engine all you have to do it fold up the top and take off a couple covers and its right there.

I feel like Block crashes every fucking race.

I actually saw one of these, the first such happening in many, many years. This sort of made sense as a concept car, but not so much as a production model. And yet, dozens of people bought them.

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

The Suburban definitely started the SUV craze.

It's a medal for being the 2nd fastest North Korean ever...fastest was Kim-Jong Un at the 100m sprint.

The breed is definitely, "Dumbass owner"

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

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