You would start by buying or borrowing a Horch

This Audi A3 is in "Beluga Brown Metallic"

Clemson Sports Car Club at it again! We brought you the autocross Town Car as well. We ran into Doug DeMuro last year at the drag strip and invited him out, but if he was too scared to show up in the -V wagon, I can't imagine how nervous he would be to get beat by the Loadmaster in his Ferrari...

Everything right with America. You take your family wagon with a Corvette engine, turn it into a truck, and then autocross it. Man, that's enough freedom to make a bald eagle cry a solitary tear shaped like the face of Ronald Reagan...

SC!!!!!! I miss my sometimes backwards state!

While Sir Moss may have been better served by keeping his trap shut, I'm seeing very little evidence that the content of his statement is false.

Playing a little fast and loose with the word "prominent", there.

"I'm leaving Jalopnik"

"Aerodynamics is for people who can't build engines"

Deuce and a half, you're going to need it for two reasons.

Mercedes-Benz. Sure, they win, but historically, when the going gets tough, they get going. They ditched motorsport completely after the 1955 Le Mans disaster, and didn't return to racing again for almost 20 years after that, and didn't return to F1 until 1994, and even then, it was just as an engine supplier. They…

Back in my day people would buy sports cars expecting them to catch fire, and they'd put 'em out and keep on drivin'.

These cost the planet quite a lot to produce.

Morgan 3 wheeler.

Knowing Aldon, the bomb in question was probably a makeshift device consisting of Jägermeister and Red Bull.

Alfa Romeo Midol edition. Proposed ad copy.

How about a hook-up between Subaru and Outback Steak House. Then we could have an Outback Outback. And if they don't sell well, the dealer can put them on the back lot and have an Outback Outback, out back.

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Ralph Lauren